The Ballad of Crooked Hillary The Panderer

Screen-shot-2016-04-18-at-7.07.54-AM-695x382The New York Primary Elections will be held today.

On the Democrat Side, you have self-described Socialist Bernie Sanders running a close second to the Queen of mean, herself, Hillary Clinton.

Each of them have their own unique style of campaigning.

Sanders campaigns against the Washington Establishment, even though he has never held a legitimate job in his life, having always been a, Employee of the State.

On the other hand the Former First Lady/Secretary of State, campaign style is reminiscent of a chameleon. She changes herself to accommodate the people that she is trying to convince to vote for her at the time.

That is called “pandering”, boys and girls.

For example…

The Washington Post reports that

As if the New York primary could not get more New York, Hillary Clinton joined the Breakfast Club, a mainstay of the city’s hip-hop radio scene, and the conversation was about as freewheeling as you can imagine.

Clinton joined DJ Envy, Angela Yee and Charlamagne Tha God at a campaign stop at Harlem’s Corsi Senior Center last week for the 30-minute interview.

Now, lest you think that the hosts went easy on her, Clinton was nearly immediately confronted with having been named “Donkey of the Day,” which is something of a dubious honor.

She  took it well: “I’m a Democrat so being donkey of the day is a little bit of a mixed blessing.”

It’s worth noting that Clinton was named Charlamagne’s “Donkey of the Day” back in January for being inauthentic and for pandering to black people. Clinton, he said, kept trying to reach black voters in a  “Grandma trying to be hip kinda way.”

Last week, face-to-face with Clinton, Charlamagne had a few opportunities to confront her  about a long list of issues he has had with her outreach to black voters, beginning with the one that he says is at the crux of the problem: “A lot of black people feel like they can’t trust you because you mispronounced Beyonce’s name.”

Clinton chalked the egregious mistake to exhaustion and professed her love for Queen B.

“It’s just like a natural phenomenon,” Clinton said, describing how she felt after seeing Beyonce perform in person at Michelle Obama’s birthday party.

But Charlamagne wasn’t done: “Now you went to Brooklyn last night and you didn’t say rest in peace to Biggie Smalls or shout out Jay-Z, why not?”

Clinton: “It went by so fast!”

Charlamagne: “Just one big up to Brooklyn, RIP biggie.”

Clinton: “I said I love Brooklyn.”

Angela: “You gotta say, ‘Is Brooklyn in da house?'”

Clinton: “Brooklyn in da house, that’s right.”

On a more serious note, Charlamagne also asked Clinton to answer for her use of the term “superpredator” in the 1990s. The term was once used to describe young, urban criminals and is now thought to be coded racial language used to describe black youths at the height of drug-related violence.

“I’m a super predator — at least I used to be,” Charlamagne quipped. He then went on to point out to Clinton that what is so offensive to him about the term is that people used it to describe black youths without addressing the “system that created the super predators.”

“How do we hold the system accountable for that?” Charlamagne asked.

Clinton repeated that the term was a poor choice of words and added, “I was talking about drug gangs and traffickers and cartels but it was a poor choice of words.”

“There is systemic racism that has to be called out and addressed,” Clinton said.

Before they called it a day, Angela Yee had one more question for Clinton.

Angela: “What’s something that you always carry with you?”

Clinton: “Hot sauce …”

DJ Envy: “Really?”

For those unfamiliar, Clinton’s answer might have been an innocent — and perfectly timed — admission. Or a well-planned reference to what has become a viral line from Beyonce’s newest song “Formation”: “I got hot sauce in my bag, swag.”

Either way, the answer seemed to floor Charlamagne.

Charlamagne: “You getting that formation right now?”

Clinton: “Hot sauce …”

Charlamagne: “Hot sauce in my bag, swag.”

Clinton: “Hot sauce.”

Charlamagne: “What? Really …”

“Now, I just want you to know people are going to see this and say ‘okay, she’s pandering to black people.'”

Clinton: “Okay, is it working?”

They all laughed.

In the tradition of “I’m no ways tahd.”. Hillary Clinton once again blatantly panders to Black Democrat Voters.

It really would be quite funny…if it wasn’t so pathetic.

In “honor” of Mrs. Clinton, and, with heartfelt apologies to Dion Dimucci, I have written the following Parody Song.

Everybody sing along.

The Panderer

Oh well I’m the type of girl who will always tell a lie,
Out on the Campaign Trail, I’ll promise them the sky.

I’d rather tell a lie, ’cause it’s what I do the best,

If I’m judged for what I’ve done, I’ll surely fail the test.

They call me the panderer, yeah the panderer
I suck up and up and up and up and up.

Oh well there’s Bill on my left and there’s Chelsea on my right
And Huma is the one that I’ll be with tonight
And when she asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my blouse I got Shalala on my chest

They call me the panderer, yeah the panderer
I suck up and up and up and up and up

I campaign from town to town
I lie without a thought
I can’t let the truth slow me down
Call up my Foundation. You know I can be bought

Oh well I’m the type of girl who will always tell a lie,
Out on the Campaign Trail, I’ll promise them the sky.

I’d rather tell a lie, ’cause it’s what I do the best,

If I’m judged for what I’ve done, I’ll surely fail the test.

They call me the panderer, yeah the panderer
I suck up and up and up and up and up.

Oh well I’m the type of girl who will always tell a lie,
Out on the Campaign Trail, I’ll promise them the sky.

I’d rather tell a lie, ’cause it’s what I do the best,

If I’m judged for what I’ve done, I’ll surely fail the test.

They call me the panderer, yeah the panderer
I suck up and up and up and up and up.

I am fairly certain that Hillary will win today’s Primary, in the state she claims as “home”.

By the way, when she and Bubba moved there from Little Rock, Arkansas, that massive Sout5hern Wind that you felt, was the entire Mid-South breathing a sigh of relief.

But, I digress…

I know that all politicians pander, but, Hillary takes it to a whole new level.

If she is the actual Democrat Candidate for President, , I hope that Americans will take to heart these three words,

Crooked Hillary lies.

Until He Comes,

KJ

 

 

 

 

Advertisements

Tags: , , , , ,

2 Responses to “The Ballad of Crooked Hillary The Panderer”

  1. The Ballad of Crooked Hillary The Panderer | Rifleman III Journal Says:

    […] Source: The Ballad of Crooked Hillary The Panderer […]

  2. freedomfighter1995 Says:

    Is Clinton or sanders worse? I think sanders bitter, witchunt like messages on capitalism are arguably more dangerous than crooked Hilary

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: